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ANSWERED HONESTLY, WHICH IS THE POINT
How this works
- The price is the price.No sales, no launch discounts, no invented original price with a line through it. If you see a number, that is the number.
- Made after you order.Nothing sits in a warehouse. Shirts go to the printer once the run closes, in the sizes people actually bought.
- Real dates, not hopeful ones.We tell you the month it actually arrives, even when that month is further away than you would like.
- Nothing is watching you.No cookies, no pixels, no analytics on the site. That is why it never asked you to accept anything. The one thing that ever loads from someone else is the Zásilkovna map, and only when you click to choose a pickup point.
- If it arrives broken, that is on us.Say so and you get a new one. Fourteen days to change your mind for any reason at all, as EU law requires.
The shirt
- Does it really just say WEARNOTHING?
- Yes. Small on the chest, large across the back. No graphic, no slogan underneath, no character. The joke is the word and the word is the whole design.
- What does “pre-order” actually mean here?
- We print after the run closes, in the sizes people actually bought. You pay now, the run closes on 1 November, the printer prints, we post it. It is slower than buying from stock and it is the reason there is no stock to write off.
- What is it made of?
- A Stanley/Stella Asher blank. 280 gsm, 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton, fabric washed so it barely shrinks. Oversized boxy cut with dropped shoulders. Unisex, XS to XXL. Printed to order. If it does not fit, send it back within fourteen days.
- Which size am I?
- See the measurements below. It runs big on purpose — our S is roughly another brand’s L around the chest.
Measurements
CENTIMETRES, MEASURED FLAT
Body measurements in centimetres
| Measurement |
XS | S | M |
L | XL | XXL |
|---|
| A · width |
55 | 57 | 61 | 64 | 67 | 71 |
|---|
| B · length |
63.5 | 67.5 | 71.5 | 73.5 | 75.5 | 77.5 |
|---|
- A is half the chest.Measured flat, armpit to armpit. So an S measures 114 cm all the way around.
- The reliable way to pick.Take a shirt you already own and like the fit of. Lay it flat. Measure armpit to armpit. Find the closest number in row A. That is your size, and it beats any guess based on what you usually wear.
- It is meant to be big.Your usual size gives you a properly oversized fit. Size down if you want something closer to regular.
Everything else
- How many emails will you send me?
- One when something goes up. One when your parcel ships. That is it — there is no newsletter and no weekly content.
- Where does it ship from?
- The Czech Republic. The shirts are printed by a partner, then labelled, checked and packed here by one person. If your parcel is late it is that person’s fault and he will tell you so.
- Can I send it back?
- Fourteen days from delivery, no reason needed, as EU consumer law requires. Send it back complete and unworn and you get your money back. Details are in the terms.
- Something is wrong and I want a person.
- Write to hello@wearnothing.co. There is exactly one person reading it, so it may take a day, but it will be a real answer.